As I'm waiting...

For my mother-in-law's new hard drive to install, I struggle with the deeper questions of life...
Why arent w's called 'double v's'?
Why shouldnt i grow a beard?
How could someone live 7 years as a teenager and never see monty python's holy grail?
Man, this computer is stinkin slow!
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Sonic mints...

Taste like envelope glue. Lick an envelope, go to sonic, eat the mint and tell me I'm wrong. (I'm not)
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